There are a lot of really cool iPhone and iPod accessories out there. These things are supposed to help an iPhone user more easily navigate around the device. Yea. Sure.

I swear, if I ever see anyone in public actually wearing these things, I’m going to get sick. Then I am going to tell them they should practice their multi-touch skills by sticking these two fingers straight up their…. you get the point.  I’m not even going to say what they’re called, or where to buy them. Just don’t.